MmmmmmmMinty!

  Ever have a Mojito?  Oh, they're lovely. A big glass of sugary, limey, rummy minty goodness. Here's a pic of me that my partner snapped of me, while I was enjoying one poolside. I insisted that he keep the photo "neck up" since my body isn't quite ready to be photographed yet. Give me another month or so. Oh, I know the mojitos aren't helping my diet, but they're SO yummy. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Burn That Couch!

  Home decorating shows are MY sports.  Let's put it this way, I never understood why someone would want to scream at their television, until I saw someone on TV that thought a colonial couch would fit seamlessly in a mid century modern home.  Now, on any given Sunday afternoon, while some are screaming "Touchdown!"  I'm screaming "That carpet is so hideous, it ASPIRES to be ugly!"

What Happened To My Butt?

  Honestly, I got a good hard look at my behind the other day, and well, what a letdown! I used to parade around, thinking I had the ass of a marble Greek statue!  Well, it actually looks like half a loaf of stale bread. Had I just never noticed?  Was it just the pants I was wearing? All i know is, with MY obsessive mind, my behind will haunt me for weeks to come.

Real New York Train Wrecks

So my favorite show came to a close last night. BUT there will be a reunion show next week, that I'm already popping some corn for! Should I go for Tomato Basil corn, or garlic parmesan? Anyway... here are some parting thoughts on the N.Y. girls...

Why oh why didn't someone stop that brat from mutilating that hamburger???!!!

Alex... Your house... can your kids say hideous in French?

Bethenny... The more you drink, the more we love you.

Romona... Listen to your daughter.

Luann... Just how big can sequins get?

Jill... Don't tell the rest, but you're our favorite. And don't let anyone tell you different, suede is perfect for a construction site.

Well, Hello Blogger!

Hey everyone! Where do I begin? Everybody is doing a "blog" lately, and I thought I'd try it. Besides, my friends say, "Hey, you're bitchy, you're opinionated, you're slightly irritating, YOU SHOULD HAVE A BLOG!" So here it is. If you haven't read my profile, I'm a bear living in the California desert with my partner of twelve years. We're (and I say this in all honesty) the most fabulous interior decorators around. Above I posted a picture of myself and my partner. Cute, huh? Anyway, that's my introduction. When something or someone gets up my butt, Rest assured, I'll post it here. Till then, smooches!